Colin Farrell, 50 Cent and Tiger Woods are bad in bed

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They have a lot of love affairs with some of the most beautiful women, but these famous Hollywood men do not have reasons to brag about their performances in bed.

Whether it’s about the “women eater” Tiger Woods, the charismatic Colin Farrell, the stud Jesse James or the fierce 50 Cent, the women that shared their bed are disappointed with their sexual performance.

Let’s start with 50 cent, this hard core rapper who is always surrounded by some of the most beautiful women, whom, according to him, they are “bitches”. It seems that 50 cent is the black man that proves that the rumors about how black men have a big… you know, it’s fake. Here’s why!

” He used to tell me: You know that I like you a lot…. after a few minutes I had to ask him if we’re doing to get down to action or he’s just going to continue to talk. I couldn’t believe it! I was with 50 cent, the one who thought he’s though and he talks like a 14 years old kid! 50 is not a good match for him. 15 is a better number. I thought..what is he doing to do with something this size? On a scale from 1 to 10 i would give him a 3. he probably deserved less, but i gave him something extra because he was respectful” said an exotic dancer.

50 Cent

Let’s move on to the Colin Farrell. The actor showed his skills in bed a few years ago when, a porn video with him appeared on the internet.Even so, things are not as they look.

One of his ex girlfriends launched a very serious attack against this pretty boy: ” I always had to fake orgasm, once, twice, three times, just to make him happy. I thought this was polite! He’s not a sex god.. and I expected better for someone who slept with countless women! If I didn’t knew better, i would thought that this is the first time he has sex. In one night, everything lasted around 10 seconds after which he fell asleep”.

Bridget Moynahan and Colin Farrell

About Jesse James, the husband of the beautiful Sandra Bullock, who was until recently involved in a huge scandal because he cheated on Sandra, more and more questions marks are raised: ” Jesse was a sucker in bed who only cared about himself” This is the statement of Brigitte Daguerre, one of his lovers, statement that only confirms the rumor that he used all kinds of tricks to sexually satisfy the actress.

Now we get to Tiger Woods, who admitted of having  sex with 120 women since he got married. This time we don’t have a woman to talks about the sexual performances of Tiger, but we have the good Doctor John Gray.

“It’s not about every day sex, but an orgasm is required, not always, but very often. This didn’t happened. When a woman has an orgasm, she produces a series of pheromones which attracts the man. Bad sex makes the man want affairs and the woman to fake an orgasm”

Stuart Townsend is the ex boyfriend of Charlize Theron. Although she never complained about him, their friends said: ” They become more like brother and sister and lovers, she ended everything!”

And now we’ve reached the final “stud” of our story! It’s about the fiancee of Katy Perry. When he was a Radio DJ, Russell Brand called the grandmother of a former girlfriend to tell her that he had sex with her niece. This was actually him revenge because Georgina Baillie said about him that he’s a “disappointment in bed”.


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